Sat 5/19 21:23hrs. Our Home unbeaten streak became tarnished in the hands of the Minesootans, Hat-Trick Aly didn’t even touch the pitch–Odd.
Tue 5/22 19:30hrs ET. Us Open Cup ‘s 2nd Round opens for American NASL teams, mediocre start is capped by the glorious return of hat-Trick Aly. In the middle of all the celebratory celebrations, we manage to somehow cause the local Police to commence Riot Control protocol on our section–yes, all 12 of us. StreamerGate. Mystery develops.
Fri 5/25 21:13hrs. Burrito is seen ‘making it rain’ in the Champagne Room at Tootsie’s Cabaret, meanwhile MiamiUltras President Ed, after a night of wild, exotic behavior notices his wallet missing, hence igniting The Credit Card Scandal. Conspiracy arises
Sat 5/26 18:57hrs. GreenHorn Wanker, Hayden Edwards, paces nervously back and forth as he gets ready to referee his 1st NASL soccer match EVER. Little does he know the only calls he gets right, are the Beginning/Half-Time whistles–cause even the stoppage time minutes were questionable. No Hat-Trick from Aly, he did however take 3 shots. Parachuting in on the Ultras tailgate after-party action, was our resident chap from Durham, England #20 Mark Anderson; It used to be our ‘former’ British lad that blessed us with this appreciated gesture. Strange, weird, simply inexplicable.
Tue 5/29 21:19hrs. PT. Cagan Stadium, US Open Cup dream is over. And it happened just the way we thought it would: Score 1st, get equalized 2nd, shatter aspirations 3rd. Bing, Boom, Bang, business as usual.
Wed 5/30 USMNT loses 1-4, after thrashing Scotland 5-1, behind Hat-Trick Dononvan’s mighty effort–granted it was Brazil–but still! Cal FC, an USASA club, defeats the MLS’ Portland Timbers on their home turf (Jeld-Wen stadium), this has NEVER happened in US soccer history before!!
Weird things happen all around indeed; Riddles and puzzles turn into mysteries that develop into enigmas. We need to be aware at all times, we need to stick together in these troublesome times. For the time is here, the place now, Lockhart–section 113; this Sat 6/2 19:30hrs. ET. come join the movement, the madness–STRIKERS ‘TILL I DIE…!